That awkward moment when you realize you've been spelling "Jeez" with the word "Geese" for the past couple of years.
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That awkward moment when you're Mark Anthony and JLO and your a Trending Topic with The Final Harry Potter Movie because you're divorcing.
That awkward moment when you realize people still try to be scene and emo.
That awkward moment when Emma Watson answers a question correctly in class, and a classmate yells ‘1 point for gryffindore!’
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That awkward moment when that guy named Christian is an Atheist.
That awkward moment when you attempt to play got your nose with Voldemort.
That awkward moment when you win a Grammy and everyone has to Google your name.
That awkward moment when you realize Darth Vader could’ve easily been on Maury.
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Yes, I remember when you were doing "geese". I was like... "Geese? The birds? What does that have to do with anything?"
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