~Quotes~

I like sleeping because its like being dead without the commitment

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Hope is never lost. People can lose it sometimes; but Hope itself is never lost.

«This hill though high I covent ascend; The difficulty will not me offend; For I perceive the way of life lies here. Come, pluck up, heart; let's neither faint nor fear.» — John Bunyan

«I knew I loved you before I met you I think I dreamed you into life I knew I loved you before I met you I have been waiting all my life» — Darren Hayes

 “All I want, is for you to want this. All I need, is for you to need this. All I have, is what I don’t”

Unless it is mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it is a waste of time. Too many mediocre things in life. LOVE should never be one them.

Think like a CEO –Do like an Employee.

Nobody knows they’re on the wrong path until they’re on it.

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Buy a parrot and teach him how to say this one thing: "OMG, they transformed me into a parrot, help me!!!"

Being nice to people you don't like isn't called being fake, it's called growing up

“Keep in mind that people change, but the past doesn’t.” –Becca Fitzpatrick

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 “Be compassionate … and take responsibility for each other. If we only learned those lessons, this world would be a better place.” –Mitch Albom

«It is one of the beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.» — Ralph Waldo Emerson

«For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.» — Ralph Waldo Emerson

«It is the duty of men to judge men only by their actions. Our faculties furnish us with no means of arriving at the motive, the character, the secret self. We call the tree good from its fruits, and the man, from his works. (sermon, October 15, 1826)» — Ralph Waldo Emerson

«Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.» — Ralph Waldo Emerson

«When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, the other opportunity.» — John Fitzgerald Kennedy

«People are like stained glass windows; they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness set in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within.» — Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

«The choice is ours to hear the echoes, to heed the call: when life isn't good, taste and see that the Lord is.» — Matt Rogers

The cause of most of man's unhappiness is sacrificing what he wants most for what he wants now.» — Gordon B. Hinckley

«Do not seek the because - in love there is no because, no reason, no explanation, no solutions.» — Anaïs Nin

«If I must fall, may it be from a high place.» — Paulo Coelho

«Man is a being in search of meaning.» — Plato

«Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.» — Aristotle

«The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.» — Socrates

«By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.» — Confucius

«The man of wisdom is never of two minds; the man of benevolence never worries; the man of courage is never afraid.» — Confucius

«Trees are poems the earth writes upon the sky, We fell them down and turn them into paper, That we may record our emptiness.» — Gibran Khalil Gibran

«when man determined to destroy himself he picked the was of shall and finding only why smashed it into because.» — e.e. cummings

«Honesty is the first chapter of the book wisdom.» — Thomas Jefferson

Remember, fairness is a human idea largely unknown in nature.» — John Gierach

«The ability to discipline yourself to delay gratification in the short term in order to enjoy greater rewards in the long term, is the indispensable prerequisite for success.» — Brian Tracy

Problems come about when we try to direct the flow of the universe rather than allow it to reveal its own design.

Till we've seen someone’s darkness, we don’t really know who they are. Till we've forgiven their darkness, we don’t really know what love is

There's a key in your pocket that you brought with you to earth. It's inscribed with the words "Unconditional Love" and will unlock any door

No matter your problem, God is bigger. No matter your weakness, your potential strength is bigger. No matter what your fear, love is bigger

To spiritually surrender is to consciously align yourself with the perfection of the universe.

When in the midst of outer chaos, seek the inner peace of God. Your inner peace is the power that will then end the outer war.