The Unknown

The Lochness Monster doesn't exist. It's sad. My trip to Scotland a couple years ago was kind of disappointing. The lake is too small and there aren't enough fish in it to sustain a creature of that size. Also it's been several thousand years -how would it continue breeding?

Aliens exist. I usually say "there's a strong possibility they exist", but really -they just exist. That phrase is an important one though. You can't out-right prove aliens exist (although there is a lot of supporting material), and you can't say out-right that they don't exist (because they do). If you say you don't believe in them, how stupid are you going to look if one lands on the planet somewhere, gets out of his spaceship, and says, "Hi"?

For 2 weeks strait a town in Utah, I believe, kept calling into a radio station tower reporting 4 hovering red lights in the sky. The sheriff in the town actually photographed them and called the local military to see what was going on. A man came down to his house and essentially told him flat, "The military acknowledges aliens exist, but we don't think they're harmful. Don't worry about it." A few weeks later his home was broken into and a few negatives of those images of the 4 lights in the sky were taken.

In a Chicago airport, over 100 people saw what they said was a spaceship in the sky that hovered for a couple seconds, then took of vertically and vanished. To our knowledge no space craft on the planet can do that. Let's say, Russia had in fact invented it and they were keeping it covert. Why would they then chose to fly it in plain view above an American Airport?

Bigfoot -does it exist? Irrelevant. If Bigfoot exists the only thing we can really learn from it is further understanding the link between monkey, man, and evolution. That means scientific tests on Bigfoot. The only people who really give a damn about that kind of thing are scientists. I say, if Bigfoot exists he should keep doing what he's doing and avoid people at all costs. He's too primitive to be shopping, driving a car and answering his cell phone before a lunch meeting. And he's too developed to tolerate living in a zoo with a whole bunch of people surrounding his cage gawking at him. The only god we could ever do that kind of creature is providing it with food, shelter, and water -but mostly leaving it alone.

Sea monsters -besides Nessie. Giant squid exist. I don't really see what's o special about them, other than they're huge-normous. Spiders in jungles will always be bigger than spiders in cities because they have more resources in the wild and more room to grow. Same with squidlys. As for other Nessie-like creatures in the ocean -sure it's possible. Oceans are huge and impossible to track. We don't even know how to keep track of whales very well unless we tag them individually. A sea creature could exist out there. Just not in Scotland.