Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Zodiac 17: Personality

Pisces are very creative in many different forms.
A Pisces absent-mindedness results in a lost cell phone, misplaced keys, or at worst bounced checks.
Pisces are usually very intuitive because of their natural trance-like state.
Pisces are party people... But only when no one is looking.
Pisces will let people walk all over them until they feel run into the ground; then they will get up and walk away.
Pisces hates being alone but hates being with people that are not similar even more.
Pisces are loving towards everyone even those who have hurt them.
Pisces value everything and everyone as if they would die without them.
You don't want to piss off a Pisces.
Pisces enjoys a good cry alone after trying to convince everyone they're ok.
Pisces don't like to be confined. They like open spaces where they can move about and think freely without restriction.
Aquarius are naturally attractive and naturally flirty.
Aquarius is known for being heartless. But it's not hard to help them find the missing organ.
Aquarius are very good listeners but not an action takers.
Aquarius appreciates the little things in life. They aren't materialistic or superficial.
Aquarius has a hard time expressing themselves and talking about their problems. They express themselves through writing, drawing, or music
Aquarius is wishy-washy except when something affects them directly. They will defend their territory when cornered.
If an Aquarius is really and truly in love with you, they will never lie to you.
Aquarius are very intelligent but they tend to get lazy; housework is not in their dictionary.
Aquarius live in a world a grey always justifying their actions.
Dreams without work annoy a Capricorn.
Never question a Capricorn commitment. Once you do, you may not like the end result.
Capricorn will surprise you with strong feelings from time to time. They often take a stand when they should sit down.
Capricorn takes everything to heart.
Capricorn's are caring people and will help most people out, not everyone but most.
Materialism can be a Capricorn vice.
Social perception is very important to a Capricorn.
A Capricorn bases much of their success in the material world.
Capricorn's dont play games.
Sometimes a Sagittarius feels their deep emotions are their weaknesses.
A Sagittarius loves hard but when you cross them over that's the end for you.
Sagittarius will be the life of the party.
Sagittarius are even-keeled, often playful people. They are good listeners, quietly intelligent, and hard workers.
Sagittarius are very private people. Even if they trust you, they may not let you in.
Sagittarius can be the sweetest person until you piss them off.
Sagittarius rushes serious decisions and usually regrets it in the long run.
Scorpio gives stubbornness a new face.
Scorpio will do everything to keep their secrets secret.
Scorpio's are very serious about promises; do not promise something you cannot keep.
Scorpio are hot-tempered and often slightly selfish. However, they are staunch friends and excellent lovers.
If left ignored, a Scorpio will not forget and soon find another that will desire them.
The Scorpio are careful with emotions; never too much and never forceful. It's either there or it isn't.
Libra's easily become attached to people.
Libra often takes interest in fairness and balance. They will keep the peace in difficult situations.
Libra's have acute ADD and take periodic breaks when tackling a difficult task.
When it comes to relationships, Libra's are extremely jealous creatures.
Libra's are terrible secret keepers.
Libra have a big heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.
Libra's take pride in their beauty and fashion.
Libra's are terribly indecisive.
Libra is never good at balancing the scale.
Virgo will say exactly what they mean at the moment. But they may feel bad about it later.
If there are any secrets, Scorpio will find them out.
Virgo's like to speak properly with no slang.
Best location for success is in small cities for Virgo's.
Virgo's are likely to keep the same friends for years.
Virgo are the power brokers of the zodiac. They keep a straight head, practice practicality, and give great advice.
Virgo's can sometimes come off as harsh but they have the best intentions.
Virgo's are not comfortable until they figure out all angles of a problem.
Leo's are known for sleeping in on their days off, but when they are productive, they get shit done!
The female Leo needs her feathers fluffed and a constant stream of compliments to keep her creativity and productivity high.
Leo are the quiet lion of the zodiac. They keep an eye on what goes on around them and will stick up for the little guy if needed.
Leo's can give more love than they receive. Just don't let them feel overly used, otherwise it's over.
A heartbroken Leo will gain weight. Careful on the chocolates, your royal Lioness.
Leo's make loving patient and proud parents.
Leo's tend to enjoy charity work and helping the voiceless.
Leo loves being in long relationships.
Leo isn't a representation of power, they're the definition it.
Cancer is emotional, accept it and accept them. It's never going to change!
Cancer is an empathic sign. You won’t have to say a word. They will already be available to lend an ear & help you out.
Cancer can be easily and often hurt do to their open and overly trusting nature.
Cancer are very emotional and have a hard time deciding what they want. They need to feel loved and needed to be satisfied.
Cancer loves to do things their own way, even if it's less effective.
Cancer's can be moody and sensitive yet also very capable at getting what they want.
Cancers know how to influence others emotionally, but sometimes have trouble balancing their own emotions.
Cancer's are very reluctant to let go of or move on from situations that give them a sense of emotional security.
A Cancer sees no grey area & offers no second chances. Once you have hurt them, you are gone from their lives.
If you love a Gemini, it's YOU who has to adjust to their crazy schedule.
If by chance you caught a Gemini male’s attention, congratulations! Most of the time they are preoccupied.
Gemini are almost always the life of the party.
Gemini often knows what they want one day, and changes their mind the next. Always a party with them!
When considering dating a Gemini man you'll get a clear sense that he's interested in your mind, not necessarily your body.
A Gemini man can hold his own.
Dating a Gemini is like dating 2 people. Today they can tell you how much they love you, but later might call to cancel your date.
Gemini are compatible with Aries and Leo.
Gemini is usually unaware of their separate personalities.
Taurus is blunt and to the point. But has no idea when to tone it down.
Taurus can do anything. It's a question of whether they choose to.
A Taurus man would put up with a nagging for so long. If a Taurus can't stay, then she must be truly impossible.
Taurus is caring and pays attention to details.
Taurus are reliable and hard-headed. They prize honesty and loyalty, and will return these things in kind.
Taurus knows how to sweep you off your feet.
Taurus people are really softies.
Taurus can make you smile when nobody else can.
Taurus is easily embarrassed.
Taurus are great objective listeners. They understand the big picture and offer great advice.
Aries like to sing (sometimes off key) because they feel what is in the song.
Red is the one color that always catches an Aries eye.
The typical Aries urge is to take on more than can be done reasonably well.
Aries are stubborn but have a soft side, which makes them great listeners but not so great with advice.
An Aries will never tell you their feelings but will do some action to let you know exactly how they feel

Aries is the adrenaline junkie of the zodiac.
Don't ever make an Aries mad. You probably won't live to tell the tale.
Aries are just too much but all you could ever hope for.
Aries HATES failure and will hardly ever admit to it.
Aries loves a good challenge.

3 comments:

  1. O.K. I'm going to do accuracy tests regarding these from now on. Top to bottom.

    JessicaPisces accuracy rating:
    1. True.
    2. TRUE.
    3. Don't know.
    4. Don't know.
    5. Don't know.
    6. DOn't know.
    7. Don't know.
    8. Don't know.
    9. I suspect this to be true.
    10. I sense truth here.
    11. Maybe?

    So in this particular post, the JessicaPisces accuracy is merely 40% based on my knowledge.

    Now let's test AlexAries
    1. True (although I can sing, alright?)
    2. Nope. I love blue.
    3. I've been guilty of this, yes.
    4. Half and half. I'm indeed a good listener but I also give good advice (I'm a minister)
    5. I'm very slow (usually too late) to tell my feelings, yes.
    6. Yes.
    7. Yep.
    8. Yes.
    9. lol...true.
    10. Yep. My motto is "life is worthless w/o an overwhelming dragon to slay" and I play all my videogames on the hardest settings and I only liked girls who were extremely hard to get. =)

    So, AlexAries is 85% accurate based on this particular post.

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  2. "which makes them great listeners but not so great with advice." -I think that means taking advice given, not with giving it -stubborness.
    JessicaPisces accuracy rating:

    1. True. -Yah
    2. TRUE. -I've been having issues lately because of this... so Yah.

    3. Don't know. -True, I'm calm a reflective which makes being observant to intuition easier.

    4. Don't know. Ha ha that's true.

    5. Don't know. Yah -I got hammered prety brutally by someone -not physically- and i just sat there and took it until she was done. Then I walked away crying.

    6. DOn't know. I like being alone every once in a while, but I ouldn't mind hanging out with people either. People I don't mix well with n the other hanbd... avoid!

    7. Don't know. True. It's annoying actually. I get pissed at someone, and then they start being nice to me again and I'm like, "Well ok". I don't trust them very easily again though.

    8. Don't know. That's a little extreme. I'm pretty independent on my own.

    9. I suspect this to be true. It's the other way around. I cry alone Then tell people I'm ok after I've covered up the tears. It's good though. It's a good letting go.

    10. I sense truth here. I feel like I can breath when I'm in open spaces. Confined -it's stuffy on some level. Going outside I always feel more free and happy.

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  3. Ooooh...a rare revelation of Jessica's ways and mind!

    *eats it up*

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