Thursday, March 20, 2014

Poor Yahoo Answers Guy

Some poor Christian guy said he thinks he's being followed by a demon and requested help from Yahoo! questions/answers. Technically Yahoo/ the Internet is not a great source for answers of that kind, but it was interesting to see what people answered. 3 stood out in particular:

#1 A woman gave a prayer for the guy to say to protect himself from the demon/ghost: 

My heavenly father as I pray to you this day in the name of Jesus The Christ I ask you father in the name of Jesus and by the blood and the Light of Jesus the Christ to banish these demonic sources away from me and my family and home and friends... For it is written that Demons can not stand in the presences of You or in the light and the blood Jesus the Christ shed for all of mankind and with your assistance father in helping me to resist their lies and powers and I will be free and I will no longer have to live in fear... In the name of Jesus The Christ I pray A-Men

#2  A very opinionated guy gave a religious response: 

God gave you like a shield so that demons don't harm you, but when you sin or do something spiritually wrong, you open yourself up to demonic influence. For example, chanting mantras leads to demon possession. It's not the words that get you possessed; it's the rhythm. Buddhists worship fake mountain Kailash in Tibet inside which demons have a UFO base. Barcode is Druid black magic curse. Mediums are shown pictures and given thoughts by demons. Demons move the Ouija board. Demons=Ghosts=Spirit Guides=Aliens. Demons never do good. Demons fly in UFOs. Crystal balls, tarot cards, barcodes, tattoos, talismans, masks, skulls, amulets, etc. attract demons. Meditation, chanting mantras, and astral projection lead to demon possession. Casting spells is asking demons for help. Ask Greek Orthodox priest to help you out (blessing your house, etc.) Most dreams and thoughts are from demons. To break any curse, pray slowly the Psalm "the Lord is my light and my salvation" 40 times a day for 40 straight days. That's 1600 times in total. Also, if you're in any trouble (like sleep paralysis), scream: JESUS ! Jesus will come back to end the flying antichrist's rule when this antichrist conceives a thought in his evil mind that he 666-isotope-ray-lasered everyone. Antichrist's minions came up with Dec. 21 in order to desensitize people to the real events predicted in the Bible. Antichrist is 0% God and 100% man. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's pale with red eyes. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light. 666ed people go to permanent hell. 666 is given by lasers (isotope rays) on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card (world passport). Reject 666. Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Those who reject 666 will go to heaven. Also, their direct ancestors will be saved from hell. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Again, 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card (world passport). Police will chip and isotope ray people on highways. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost. If you're about to be marked, scream: "Lord, have mercy!" three times. Go hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666. 

#3 An non-believing sceptic gave his "advice":

"Use reason and logic. For the simple reason that demons and ghosts do not exist."

My thoughts: At least woman #1 was attempting to be helpful in a positive, spiritual way. #2 was being overly opinionated and "rude". Also gave no real good call-to-action or help. #3 was useless.

I actually want to take apart what #2 said -because he said a lot of things, some of which I disagree with. 

1.  Demons don't harm you (Christians), but when you sin or do something spiritually wrong, you open yourself up to demonic influence. 

-WRONG. There have been pastors and families and children who were faithful Christians who have been tormented by demons. Christ Himself was bothered by them. Sin does not equal hunting season from demons. 

2. Chanting mantras leads to demon possession. It's not the words that get you possessed; it's the rhythm. Buddhists worship fake mountain Kailash in Tibet inside which demons have a UFO base. Barcode is Druid black magic curse. 

-This notion is stupid. Christians say hymns, songs, prayers in rhythmic tones. "Alllmmmmssss..." don't lead to possession. Otherwise ALL Buddhists and people who say mantras like that would be possessed. 

3. Crystal balls, tarot cards, barcodes, tattoos, talismans, masks, skulls, amulets, etc. attract demons. Meditation, chanting mantras, and astral projection lead to demon possession. Casting spells is asking demons for help. 

-I don't see why a demon would be attracted to someone sitting in a yoga studio making positive affirmations to uplift their energy. I can see tarot cards and talismans and items of a dark nature or certain symbols drawing demons in -but not EVERYTHING that's "spiritual" that falls outside of "Christian teachings".

4. Most dreams and thoughts are from demons.

-Maybe if you're Hitler. Otherwise no. And God came to people in dreams in the Bible

 5. "Antichrist's minions came up with Dec. 21 in order to desensitize people to the real events predicted in the Bible. Antichrist is 0% God and 100% man. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's pale with red eyes. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light. 666ed people go to permanent hell. 666 is given by lasers (isotope rays) on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card (world passport). Reject 666"

-I'm thinking these thoughts are coming from demons. Or someone who's a little bit mentally off-balance... 

The rest was just confusing, paranoid, and delusional. 

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