Me: The power of Iron Man in your hands...
Alex: You're telling me my knitted gloves aren't good enough?
Alex: Hehe yeah, I guess the person I bought them from were doing the War Machine gloves
Me: Here u go... https://www
Alex: THOSE ARE WAY BETTER THAN MINE SHOOT
Me: Now you know what to ask for for Christmas :)
Alex: Doe can I get some knitted Iron Man gloves for Christmas?
Me: I'll put in a good word with the elves.
Alex: Dang you got connections
Me: You eat enough Keebler cookies and Rice Krispies you make an impression on some people...
Alex: You know I never knew those were elves!!! Whaaaaaat...too bad their creation only tasted good
with a heap of sugar...
Me: It tasted fine on its own. Although sugar + Cheerios = Amazing.
Alex: Honey nut cheerios was like kids crack! (Horrible analogy but,hey) So addicting!
Me: I liked Lucky Charms. But the leprechaun never gave me a cent of his pot of gold. Jerk...
Alex: So you got connections to the elves but not to leprechauns? O.o What gives? Explanation please.
Me: Leprechauns are hoarders. Elves are employed to give to others, but leprechauns only live for themselves and their gold.
Alex: Ah so you've no desire to get to know leprechauns I see. That explains it all.
Me: It's a 2 way street. They avoid people. They're paranoid people will take all their gold. It's kind of like brefriending Smaug. Only less perilous.
Alex: Your Smaug/Leprechaun comparison is stimulating my brain!!!! Well at least that leprechaun liberally distributes cereal.
Me: Yes he doesn't skimp on the Hearts, Stars, Horeshoes, Clovers, and Balloons...
Alex: Please tell me you looked that up and didn't have that memorized from youth
Me: It was a catchy tune...
Alex: lol stay cute Doe!
Me: I try :)