I made my own Meme based on a conversation between my cat and dog yesterday (shown above)
The
painting of buildings was definitely conceived of by guys. You take a
long tube and squeeze it and white cream comes out and you spread it on
cracksin the wall. It's called 'caulking'.
Some
days it's important to go to service and here God's word and connect
with the community. Other days it's important to be of service to God
and to help support your community.
Never thought I'd say this, but why can't Hannibal eat the red-headed reporter chick? She's annoying.
“Socializing
is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are
misanthropes, just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of
a**holes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller
tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to
perform. I get so tired of communicating.” — Anneli Rufus
Soda: For when you're hungry but you're too lazy to eat.
Hannibal's plan for getting away with eating people: Make people he knows unknowingly eat people he cooks. Then they can't judge him for eating people. Genius!
The wind is my mortal enemy. Well technically it can't "die" so I guess it's my immortal enemy. But it does "die down"... but technically it still lives on.
Little kid outside singing, "America, America God shed His grace on thee..." #LoveTheUSA
Whenever I see a crappy pixelated photo someone posts I immediately
think, "Oh, they've got a crappy camera on their phone like I do."
Who names a city "West"? Especially when it's in the center of the state...
Twitter and Facebook should have a button that translates posts from
other people into whatever language you set it to. Just a thought...
Thoughts on the "Lone Ranger" movie: 1. It's Disney??? 2. It looks like "Pirates of the Caribbean 4". So... not so good.
Technology has reached its peak: Apps now have their own Twitter pages.
Love is a concept, but if that's all it is to you then it may as well be nothing.
My throat's soar/hoarse and I could take something for it... but that would be admitting defeat. It'll get better on its own...
Why whisper having a "private" conversation in a foreign language.
That's why you're not speaking English -no one knows what you're saying.
My inner-dog comes out unexpectedly every once in a while. Like earlier this morning when... Squirrel!!!
The internet's like a suction cup for crazy people.
There is no "right of way" when the other driver is crazy. No, you go first..
Why can't new stories titled "Missing Person Found" have a happy ending like they lead you to believe...
Thought "Bates Motel" show would take place in it's intended era: the
1940s. Then a car pulled up with some teen girls texting... dismayed.
Richard Simmons is trending on Twitter and I assumed the worst... Good
news! He's still alive. He's the last Golden Girl -after Betty.
Wow. The wind tonight was so powerful it's set off 6 car alarms. Worst alarm clock ever...
"Today the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie; scientists conclude that's 'amore'." ~MST3K
Last night was the first time I've ever heard a guy and girl crying. And
Arguing. Cryguing. In the street. At 3am...Worst alarm clock ever.
So there's a "new" Myspace and you can sign-in through Facebook...
It's the end of the week! The only thing that can ruin the day is a song by Rebecca Black...
Those you really love in life are the ones whose funeral you'll miss because you can't make it through it without them.
Headline: "What Justin Bieber did to his new monkey really upset the Humane Society." We need a better news system.
"Justified Homicide" as explained by my friend Andrea: "If you snore
every night and keep your wife awake it's only a matter of time..."
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